Inglés para los más avanzados

 

Con los chistes sucios de Eli, reirás, pondrás a prueba tu nivel de inglés, y aprenderás palabras que a menudo los profesores no enseñan. Cuidado! No uses palabrotas en clases o en el trabajo.

 

En esta sección verás un video animado creado por GopotatoTV. Cada video cuenta un chiste sucio en inglés.

No son videos creados para estudiantes de inglés, por lo tanto, escucharás un lenguaje natural, muy rápido y rico en expresiones comunes y palabras vulgares que no encontrarás en textos de estudio y que usualmente los profesores no enseñan a sus estudiantes.

Sin embargo, este vocabulario es conocido por todo hablante nativo, y por lo tanto es útil para todo estudiante avanzado de inglés.

Advertencia: algunos contenidos pueden parecer vulgar u ofensivo para algunas personas.

Lo incluimos aquí sólo con fines educativos. 

Si puedes escuchar y entender uno de estos chistes, no estudies más, tu nivel de inglés es

"SUPER avanzando!"

Eli the Accountant reveals some astonishing similarities between a BBQ grill and the female anatomy.

Episode 1: BBQ Booty

Eli the Accountant recounts a story of sexual misfortune when man and moose become one.

   Episode 2:    Moose hunting    

Eli the Accountant narrates the story of an old safari hunter and his close encounter with the king of the jungle.

     Episode 3: RAWR!   

Eli the Accountant alters people's marital preconception by telling us a story of Little Jonny, a young boy that knows a little too much about the birds and women.

   Episode 4: Five birds        


Eli the Accountant tells the tale of a businessman with the good fortune to sit next to a hot babe on his flight.

  Episode 5: Nice to meet you 

Eli the Accountant tells the story of a pianist with a gift for naming his tunes.

         Episode 6: Piano man   

Eli the Accountant tells the tale of an overprotective farmer, his three daughters, and his shotgun.

  Episode 7: The farmer's daughters 

Eli the accountant tells the story of an ambitious track coach that will do whatever it takes to win a ladies high school track and field championship.

        Episode 8: Track team 


Eli is back with a story of love that knows no boundaries...

Episode 9: Monkey love 

Eli the accountant shows us why its important to know the language when getting a Japanese prostitute.

Episode 10: Hoshimota 

Everyone's favorite joke telling accountant returns with the tale of a man who truly loves his sheep.

Episode 11: The shepard and his boy 

Eli the Accountant gives us a private glimpse into the mourning of three gay widowers.

Episode 12: Loving remembrance


Eli the Accountant tells the story of three cons on the run from the law. It's almost like an episode of Prison Break.

Episode 13: Three Fugitives        

Eli the Accountant takes us inside the hospital with the story of a vaginoplastic surgery patient's remarkable recovery.

Episode 14: Recovery Roses  

Eli the accountant channels the voice of a sassy young lady who knows how she likes her door unlocked.

Episode 15: The key to the bedroom 

Eli the Accountant is back with the story of three tourists looking for a good time in Saudi Arabia.

Episode 16: Arabian Justice   


Eli is back with the story of a dirty old drunk who won't stop taunting an innocent bar patron.

Episode 17: The Sloppy Drunk

A young man comes to the rescue after a wayward peanut gets lodged in his date's father's ear canal.

Episode 18: Peanut Ear 

An inquiring friend can't seem to get over his buddy's unusual hunting methods.

Episode 19: Nosy Neighbor 

After striking it rich in Alaska, a miner goes in search of a special lady to celebrate with.

Episode 20: Yukon Ho  


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