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A man was walking down the street carrying a roll of chiken wire, his neighbor sees him and asks, "hey what're you up to?" The guy replies, "I've got some chicken wire and I'm gonna catch me some chickens". His neighbor says, "you'll mourn you can't catch chicken with chicken wire". Later that night he sees the guy walking down the street, sure enough with twelve chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the street again with some duck tape. Once again the guy asks, "hey, what you're up to this time?" The guy says "I have some duck tape, and I'm gonna catch me some ducks". The neighbor replies, "You'll mourn you cannot catch ducks with duck tape". Sure enough later that night he sees the guy walking down the street with twelve ducks behind him. Next day he sees the guy walking down the street with something else under his arm and he asks, "what... what you got now?" The guy replies, "it's pussy willow", he says, "hey hang out!, let me get my hat".