Teacher began the class one day asking a question, 'if there's five birds sitting on a fence and one is shot, how many birds were left?' Jonny raises his hand and says 'none, they all fly away once they hear the gunshot.' The teacher says 'the answer is four but I like your thinking'. Then little Jonny says ' I have a question for you. There is three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting up the top of the ice cream. He pauses and asks, which one is married? The teacher blushes a great deal and answers, 'well, I suppose the one that've gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. The correct answer is one with wedding ring on, little Jonny says with a smile, 'but I like your thinking'.
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