Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one barfs all over his own shirt. "Damn! he says I puked on my shirt again if my wife finds out she's gonna kill me. Not to worry says the second drunk, as he sticks a twenty-dollar bill in the first drunk pocket, just tell someone hurl on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill. "That's a great idea" says the first drunk. And to celebreate they both buy each other many more drinks. So the drunk goes home and tell his wife about the guy who threw up on him. As he was explaning what happened he hand his wife the money. What do you mean twenty bucks? There's forty bucks in here. "Oh yeah" replies the drunk, "I forgot to mention he crapped in my pants too".
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